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jessidork:

handsome-squidward:

gameandwatch:

natsugay:

For all of you that believe that vulgarity in music is only from contemporary times then just remember that mozart wrote a song called lick my ass

Proof for those of us that are unaware

I’m crying listen to it

ohmygod

ofmg

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“Swaffelen”

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charles-and-recreation:

whereischarleslee:

witchdumpling:

turtles arent slow

HOL Y SHIT THAT THING IS LIKE SONIC

I’VE WITNESSED THIS FIRST-HAND LIKE HOLY CRAP NEAR THE WATER THEY BECOME TRACK STARS

velmster:

“how to avoid a goose attack”
actual thing from my actual university

Legitimate advice. (x)

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yournicheintheworld:

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togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and hed just lie with them and sleep among them and theyd rub against him and chirp at him theyre big fucking babies

I fucking love Cheetahs

If I were him I would be half laughing and half shitting myself. 

How to survive a cheetah-licking…. thanks, Tumblr!

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coffee-n-cats:

actualholidaybakery:

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.

It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.

Whoah science.

Neato.

Supercool.

signal boost!

Yo I better not find out this isn’t true on Snopes.

Oh shit I just checked Snopes and it isn’t there so I guess it’s true!

(Filing away for next time I split my head open)

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pizzaforpresident:

Here lies the best advice you’ll ever get from a duck:

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jackandsamforever:

danimansutti:

My whole life is a lie

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Conceited

• “I look better than you.”
• “I’m the most beautiful person in the world.”
• “No one can compare to me.”
• “You should look more like me.”
• “I’m perfect.”

Confidence

• “I look good today.”
• “I’m not ugly.”
• “I like myself.”
• “Have to admit, I am cute.”
• “I’m beautiful the way I am.”

Just some examples of the difference between being conceited and being confident. Get those things straight.

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