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| ♈ Aries: | Rage, impulsivity and failure to get worked up about the things they normally do, oppositional but with less verve and energy |
| ♉ Taurus: | Isolation, binge eating and lethargy, a sense of 'me against the world', less patience, easier to enrage |
| ♊ Gemini: | Silence, nerves, over thinking, easily distractible and seems 'elsewhere'; they are fairly intolerable to sadness they tend to detach/dissociate from feelings after a short while |
| ♋ Cancer: | Teariness, neediness, isolation, binge eating, crying after insignificant events, stomach aches, a feeling of separation from everyone around them |
| ♌ Leo: | Obvious displays of stress, they become like a wound up string and as if they are on the brink of a nervous break down. Short tempered and needy (only around close friends/family) |
| ♍ Virgo: | Isolation, heightened compulsions (cleaning, washing hands more etc;), unresponsive in conversations, at time blunt and more oppositional |
| ♎ Libra: | General feeling of instability/moodiness, reduced urge to socialize/be with friends, hopelessness, a feeling of being disliked/rejected by everyone, you can sense them 'trying' to be happy and keep composed |
| ♏ Scorpio: | Isolation, opposition, hostility and violent mood swings. Intense melancholy with at times delusions and paranoia. Thoughts even scary to them, a sense of 'me against the world'. |
| ♐ Sagittarius: | Lethargy, escapism (substance use etc;), uncharacteristically more serious and tense, less tolerance, feelings of worry when thinking into the future |
| ♑ Capricorn: | Demotivation, lethargy, hopelessness, over thinking, they seem tense and 'overly alert', hyper vigilant, force themselves to 'go through the motions', nothing impresses them |
| ♒ Aquarius: | Uneasy, harder to 'reach'; as if they are far away. Silence, isolation, detachment, even though they try to appear happy. Distractible |
| ♓ Pisces: | Teariness, anxiety, isolation, when they feel sadness they tend to feel 'all at once', nerves, obsessive/ruminating thinking, hopelessness, despair, lethargy |
ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.
TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!
GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.
CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to!
LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.
VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only.
LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic.
SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21)
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring.
SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying.
CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go out to eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.
AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out.
PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)
Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be.
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| Aries: | A sad Aries may try to act tough or try and throw people off the scent of their vulnerability, but what they really need is someone to see past the facade, scale over they walls put up, and push them to open up about things. They're much more likely to spill when they know the concern is real. |
| Taurus: | An upset Taurus just wants someone to consistently care the way they do for others. Taurus needs someone to be persistent, affectionate, and a reliable shoulder to lean on. They're so trustworthy for others and when they're sad they want someone they trust to open up to; someone who they know will be there. |
| Gemini: | Gemini needs someone understanding and patient to weather their mood swings; they can be inconsolable when they're feeling down. If someone can be sympathetic of how they're feeling and take the pressure off them to just snap out of it, it does a world of good. |
| Cancer: | An upset Cancer needs someone to dig them out of the trenches of pessimism. They need to be reminded of all the good and their self esteem needs a good boost. A sunny influence and ego fluff does a world of good for a sulky crab. |
| Leo: | An upset Leo may deny it, but they want to be payed attention to. Feeling neglected and uncared for will only fuel their bad mood ten fold. When a Leo is sad thats when they need the reinforcement and encouragement of their loved ones most. Don't be afraid to lay it on thick for them! |
| Virgo: | An upset Virgo may appreciate being checked up on and having people offer a helping hand, but the one thing they'll likely want the most of is just enough space to figure things out and make everything compute. When they're able to analyze and understand they can find closure and move on from whats hurt them. |
| Libra: | Libra needs someone to distract them from their sadness sometimes, but even more they need someone to push them to confront their issues and not succumb to sadness or indecisiveness. They just need a gentle push of encouragement or the support of a partner to nurture them and turn things around. |
| Scorpio: | A bothered Scorpio needs solitude when they're sad or angry but they still want to feel validated and recognized. Ask what you can do with sincerity and be genuine, but also be prepared to honor their request for space. |
| Sagittarius: | Sagittarius is great at bouncing back, so definitely don't fuel the fire of whatever upset them or it can be a major setback. Help them not to dwell on things, and distract them with an adventure or something to keep their spirits up while their optimism replenishes itself. |
| Capricorn: | A sad Capricorn is likely to throw themselves into a job or project to distract themselves from their feelings but it will do them no good to drown themselves in work. They need a friend to make them relax and have some fun instead of overwhelm themselves with duties and obligation. A sad Cap needs some relaxation and serious "me" time! |
| Aquarius: | They key to pleasing an upset Aquarian is space, space, and more space. Be ready and willing with a listening ear should they open up, but also be prepared to let them work through their issues and sort through the emotions privately. |
| Pisces: | Pisces is a secretive sign that won't open up easily, but if they sense someone genuinely cares they may have a shot. Pisces needs someone they truly trust to open up to, and they need to know their friends won't be angry with them if they need to retreat and recharge their batteries for a while. |
This sounds so bad…. but hey, truth hurts
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